Peruvian Volcano
two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:
+ the flatulator lies, belly down, with his b-tt cheeks spread.
+ the inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator’s -n-s.
+ the inhalant gets his face really, really close to the b-tt hole.
at this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his r-ct-m. this gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. it is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
h-llo friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! can i interest you in taking a peruvian volcano?
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