pervertible
a common household object that can be “perverted” for a s-xual use, commonly for spanking. examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.
non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
his girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet p-ssy. dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )
any small technological object that can be used in a s-xual fashion for which it was not initially designed.
what’s that noise?
oh, it’s my phone, i was trying it out as a pervertible. it’s stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my -n-s.
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