pervertical
pervertical (per vur tih kul) adjective. to be like a pervert. to have something in common with a deviant mind. being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
neil- so i fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. she was stuck in the middle of sh-tsville with no money and no way to get home. know what i did next?
tommy- you gave her a hundred bucks so she’d give you her phone number so she could pay you back. and maybe give you a grat-tude f-ck.
neil- how did you know that?
tommy- we’re pervertical.
neil- yeah, we kinda are.
tommy- so, did you f-ck her?
neil- nah, i want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. then she’ll really let me do all kinds of sick sh-t on her.
tommy- you’re such a romantic.
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