Pervert’s Cramp
a cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. it normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. similar to a writer’s cramp, but, well, it’s for perverts.
person #1: i was jacking off to a p-rno on the internet a few days ago, and i got this pain in my hand!
person#2: oh, that must’ve been a pervert’s cramp.
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