Pesi
a drink that is only avaialble at china buffet in ludington, mi. in clear english, usually pr-nounced “pepsi”
waitress: what you want to drink?
customer: i’ll have a pepsi, please.
witress: ok, pesi. go head, have a sit.
a available in chinese restaurant, often mistaken by the chinese to be pepsi
chinamen-how many? what you like drink?
patron-yes i’d like a pepsi
chinamen-okay pesi? go have buffet now.
pesis is the mispelled word of p-n-s. iy is used because it’s fun to use, and when you are trying to speak about p-n-ses without others knowing, it’s a great cover!
“the men had pesis wars with each other.”
“his pesis asploded!”
“i’m being cereal when i say this! his pesis was this big!!”
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