pessimist

1.) a person who is known for their negative outlook upon life.

related: cynic
katie: you are such a pessimist!

dante: you are going to die, too.
an optimist with experience
i used to think i would be happy but now i know i never will be
descriptive noun. second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
an optimist is a person who doesn’t have all the facts.
a pessimist is an optimist who does have all the facts.
a cynic is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
a paranoid is a cynic who has finally realized that the facts are after him.
janey the pessimist says, “i’m pretty sure that the gunmakers won’t have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so.”
someone who is rarely disappointed, but sadly, very rarely pleasantly surprised.
a pessimist is a misunderstood realist, who would like to visit the planet optimists live on, but wouldn’t like to live there.
a person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
a: it’s freezing. my heater’s broken, and it’s ten below zero. i cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour p-ssed on my house today. i hate this godd-mn planet!

b: hey, you like apple pie?

a: shut the…well yeah i actually i do.

b: great, let’s go. no, put your wallet down; i’ve got it covered.
a pessimist is a realist – an optimist is largely unrealistic
when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking
pessimists are the happiest people

optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always antic-p-te the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surp-sses them, they will be even happier
bob is an optimist and he hopes to get a 90% on the test
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he’ll even p-ss the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he p-ss, but he got a b-.

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