pessoptimism
a philosophy that encourages forward-thinking optimism with an educated acceptance of a basic level of pessimism. optimism’s fault is it’s naivete, pessimism’s it’s blind jadedness. we live on earth and are human. there is, was and will be good and bad. sh-t happens, dreams come true.
hey kiddo, have a little pessoptimism. keep your eye on the mountain, pretend the obstacles aren’t there, but don’t get too bent out of shape when there’s a thousand miles, an abyss, a cougar and crossfire before you get there. and that’s alright. the goal isn’t really worthy without that stuff in the way.
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