Pet a Freshman Day
the day of december 3rd, when all upper-cl-ssmen (high school & college) adopt a freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.
john: hey man, you gonna attend pet a freshman day?
mark: yea man, i even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.
john: that’s sick dawg.
day that takes place on the first friday of december that is dedicated to “making freshman feel more inferior than they already are” by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. the best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. it is made even better by shouting “you’re so adorable!” in a high falsetto during the pet.
rob: yo dude, are you celebrating pet a freshman day this year???
alex: of course! i pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
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