Pet Detective
the thrusting motion created when providing -n-l s-x to another party. the term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.
john: hey man, when i went into your room yesterday, i saw you doing the pet detective on emily.
james: yeah. it’s all in the arms.
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