pet jesus
a pet about 40 cm’s tall. it waddles around like a penguin and sucks in its checks. it cannot talk. you hold it on a leach and it occasionally tugs on your skirt but only because it wants attention. they look like a miniature versions of jesus, hence the reason for the name.. they cannot blink but have huge eyes and very small pupils. pet jesus’s wear a typical jesus style garment and only eat crackers…lots and lots of crackers….. they do not drink anything.
a pet jesus makes an adorable pet yet they are commonly found at the pound as their owners get tired of them because they are a constant nuisance. they are also incredibly creepy, for example they do not sleep. when you go to bed it will stand right next to your bed and stare at you for the duration of the night and most people find this incredibly violating and terrifying…
john: hey bob, i see you have brought along your pet jesus
bob: yup, got any crackers?
john: sure thaaaang!
Read Also:
- sarcasm indicators
sarcasm indicators (+) are used to signify the use of sarcasm in writing where it may not be intuitively obvious. often used in internet discussion boards. firstpostingqueer6969: first! tuffsh-t007: +wow, you’re cool.+ effinggenius: excellent usage of the sarcasm indicators!
- SAS Trooper
a british army soldier especially selected to fight covert and anti-terrorist missions who is allowed to use mulitiple perks. an s.a.s trooper typically will choose; ghost pro, scavenger pro and lightweight pro. steady aim pro and sleight of hand pro ninja pro and marathon pro s.a.s snipers will also use scout pro and seige busting […]
- satorian
having or making egregious grammatical errors, usually in the form of noun-verb/noun-adjective disagreement. sato, your statement of “give me some moneys,” is absolutely satorian! having or making egregious grammatical errors, usually in the form of noun-verb or noun-adjective disagreement. sato, your statement of “give me some moneys,” is absolutely satorian!
- Saturday Morning 80's
that magical time when you were a child during the 80’s knowing you did not have to go to school or have nothing to worry about besides playing with your nintendo and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles in your childhood bedroom. don’t sweat it jim, it’s sat-rday morning 80’s. enjoy it while it last.
- sauce of apples
when applesauce isn’t cool enough. bob: p-ss the sauce of apples. joe: ok.