pet owner
they are unquestionably the most happiest people alive with the purest of souls. they are the only kinds of people that most of us misanthropes don’t hate. pet owners are the epitome of human beings, and are some of the few human beings that deserve to waste our air. they understand the love an animal can bring to somebody, and understand why us pet owners put our pets before ourselves and value animals more than those… creatures… the ones called humans. these types of people aren’t the f-ckfaces and egotistical jack-sses that you meet in your every day life. if you aren’t a pet owner, you should become one asap. if you hate animals, have somebody kick your ungrateful b-tchy -ss into oblivion.
“hey, dude. are you a pet owner?”
“nah. why?”
“because then you better go become one.”
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