pet rock
a special type of rock or stone, designed to be kept as a pet and cared for.
my rabbit died, so i got a pet rock instead.
in corporate speak, it refers to an management or executive “pet project” that may or my not warrant the current level of attention or investment were it not for their personal support. it may mean that the executive has a personal stake in the success of the pet rock initiative and will not allow the perception of “failure”, regardless of its actual merit.
corporate peon 1: what a worthless project. why are we still doing that?
corporate peon 2: that’s mr. whitmer’s pet rock. there’s nothing we can do about it.
pure. pwnage. rock style
rock stars, rocky road ice cream, rock salad
infinite. pet rock
someone who exhibits no personality or reason for living other than cooking and cuddling.
my girlfriend is such a f-king pet rock!
an accountant who likes men
the pet rock likes fabio. no, he reeeeeally likes fabio.
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