pet the kitten
slang for female female masturbation or any s-x between a hand and a v-g-n-.
hey lisa have you pet the kitten lately?
brian, would you like to pet my kitten?
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that shes hot or she’s a prost-tute she loves tha c-ck it depends on the way you use it without saying shes a wh-r-, sl-t or something else but its commenly used more for hot chiks look at that chik!! wow! peeyuuuuut
- pflanz
to throw up after chugging german alcohol and blacking out. my friend has been chugging jager all night and now she just pflanzed all over the place. being really fat and lazy all while farting continuously. i hate going over to uncle gary’s place. it’s like one big pflanz fest in there and i can’t […]
- Phat Dippin
skinny dippin= swimming naked phat dippin= swimming with all your clothes on dress up dive in, its phat dippin!! got a farmer’s tan? well your still and ladies man when your phat dippin!! the opposite of skinny dippin’. simply jumping into a body of water with your clothes on. rhett and link went down to […]
- Phauxtelegiration
a false feeling of vibration from one’s telephone. “i thought i had a call but, it was just phauxtelegiration. the the feeling that your cellular telephone is vibrating though it is not. though jack thought his phone was ringing it was just phauxtelegiration.
- pheasant plucking
think about it! if you don’t get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you’re on this site? “yeah, me and racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some pheasant plucking”!