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• Peter Reader

  a person who actually does reading -ssignments for cl-ss that don’t require any written answers. molly: what’s the homework for cl-ss? peter: read part 1 chapters 1 through 3. molly: there aren’t any questions? peter: nope, but you should still do the reading. molly: f-ck that, i’ll just wing it. peter: well i’m reading it […]

• Peter Pipelayer

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• Petit Nicolas

  a gay book that you are forced to read in grade 11 french. no one likes it, and no one can understand anything. nicolas is some weird 8 year old mischievous kid… don’t read this book! teacher: “okay cl-ss, we are reading le pet-t nicolas today” students: “f-ck no!” 🙁

• petrified sock

  (n.) a white tube sock that serves as a j-zz recepticle following masturbation. after a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the “petrification” process. also see protein sock 1. my petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and […]

• Phantom wipe

  wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. you’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. again you go in for a third wipe. and you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. this is what is known as the phantom wipe. any time you go […]

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