Peter Frampton

a very talented musician, but every time i hear him on the radio i end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: “dammmnnnn youuu peteeerrr frammptoonnnnnnn!!!”
“dude, his guitar is talkin man.”
a s-xual act that is given to a woman which consists of simultaneous -n-lingus and digital-v-g-n-l attention. much like a rusty trombone, this is the gender polar-opposite.

called the peter frampton because the woman’s lover looks like he is playing a guitar that is coupled with a voice modulator. for extra style points, the lover may fondle the woman’s br–sts, resembling a guitarist’s hand movements along the guitar’s fret board.
bro: dude, i heard you gave her a rusty trombone.
bro2: no, man, she’s a woman. it’s called a peter frampton.
bro: sick!
a large red 22 inch gl-ss bong that stoners smoke out of in a small town called du bois, pennsylvania. the bong derives its name from the alb-m “frampton comes alive!” released in 1976. the story behind the name of the bong is, the bong itself is the exact height of peter frampton on the cover of the alb-m.
group of stoners – dude, you wanna smoke peter frampton?

random stoner – i dunno man, it looks pretty crazy.

group of stoners – are you sure you don’t want to “feel like we do?”

random stoner – pack it up!
a talented guitarist and singer who’s famous works include “baby i love your way” and “all i wanna be.”
peter frampton: g-d, homer simpson wrecks my pig, cypress hill steals my orchestra, and sonic youth is in my cooler! get out of there you kids!
a pretty good musician who gave us ‘baby i love your way’ and ‘show me the way’ but who put his career in the sh-tter after he starred in the sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band movie which sucked -ss. now he has to get his food at b.k. and not have it catered to him on a silver plate which he then throws away after he is done like the best guitarist of all time eric clapton
peter frampton’s alb-m ‘frampton comes alive’ was popular for an unknown reason.