peter heater
it’s a heater for your peter
i bought a peter heater for my friend
an exceptionally warm v-g-n-.
“darling, i’m quite cold. may i please stick my frigid p-n-s in your peter heater?”
a term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.
it was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.
a garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. also known as a “w-lly warmer”.
bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.
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