Peter Herzog
1. also known as cheeseypete, the rare and exotic peter herzog is the largest mammal of the western hemisphere. 2nd to the blue whale in diameter, this fascinating omnivore is partial to eating everything in site. being the only one of its kind it happens to be the only known endangered species not protected by the e.s.a. (endangered species act). usually in its natural habitat, the kitchen, the “fatius -ssibus” can also be found roaming the hall ways of kellenberg, scouring for fresh meat.
2. see fat -ss
“look honey, it’s the peter herzog! don’t make eye contact!”
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