Peter Matamala
that ugly guy who always smokes pot at work. he’s always jacking off in his office too. he’s a real pedophile because one time he slapped simon schwartz (a 7 year old boy) in the b-tt. he has two children himself.
peter matamala is so h-rny that he is jacking off to simon again.
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