peter-meter
a useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. the cousin to the gay-dar.
oh, becky, my peter-meter’s going off. that guy must be packin’ some serious schl-ng.
a woman who is very s-xually promiscuous. originates from the idea that said woman’s v-g-n- is like a meter for “peters” (p-n-ses). can refer to either the woman or her v-g-n-.
john: so what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
mike: we got it on, but that b-tch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before i was out the door!
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