peter morris
your common h-rny little s-x slave. can’t open a pickle jar on his own, but h-ll does he give a killer hand job. he is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy’s. no one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.
d-mnit molly that kids such a peter morris. he keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.
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