peter parker
he’s a guy working for the tabloid daily bugle…but, he’s really…spiderman!
peter parker, it’s been a while since i’ve seen you.
the alter-ego to the spider-man s-x act. this version must be performed while in the workplace. it involves busting a nut into your hand and then flinging it into the face of a co-worker. for style points, you can use an expression that might be heard at ‘the daily bugle’ like “this just in!”
jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
what did you do about it?
i had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and peter parker that b-tch as she walked past my office.
i was bored, so i peter parkered anna in the break room!
a person who loves mary jane a.k.a marijuana
“hey you know jeremy?”
“yeah dude he’s like the biggest peter parker in our grade.”
“really? i didn’t know he smoked weed.”
peter parker is the everyman. he’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. despite spidey’s fantastic abilities, peter parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-cl-ss living. girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
peter parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.
when doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his p-n-s just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. he then spits on the woman’s back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells “peter parker!!”
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.
my friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker
a man blows his load up someone’s -ss, and then forces them to squirt it back out. this is all done in front of the american flag.
tim gave vicki a peter parker. it was not a pretty sight.
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