Peter Swissturkey


a person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
he wears gl-sses so he’ll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

also he hates america and likes communism.
gobble gobble is peter swissturkey’s nick name cuz he’s an insolent pr-ck with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

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