peter’s road trampoline
when someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male’s lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repet-tive up and down of the partners head on their lap. this must be followed by the question: “is your d-ck bomb?” in order to prevent bad luck.
*on bus*
person 1: “dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of f-cking nowhere, i had the worst peter’s road trampoline.”
person 2: “was your d-ck at least bomb?”
person 1: “of course what do you take me for!”
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