petgasm
when someone has an overly emotional response to animals that includes loud pitched squealing, the voice rising 10 octaves, and lack of attention to anything else.
-driving-
driver: hey look at the bunny
alyssa: aieeee!!! it’s cute guys, oh mah godddd. i just want to love it an hug it. awww… (goes on for 10 minutes)
cori: great now we have to wait for alyssa’s petgasm to finish before we can talk again
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