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• impregnable

  (adj.) a female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child. (adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces. many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive […]

• Abe Winkin'

  the act of a female bending over in doggy style position and winking her -n-s at you while having an unshaven v-g-n-. man, i was at this batchelor party and the entertainer showed me the abe winkin’!!!

• ABNATURAL

  abnatural means- “just ain’t natural” some things that aren’t natural may fit into this catagory. “abnatural” adjective example- the breast implants she got were just too abnatural.

• last night on earth speech

  a speech to convince one to have s-x using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it’s the speech that leads to apocalypse s-x. derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10 dean winchester: hmm. so, dangerous mission tomorrow. guess it’s time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry. jo harvelle: are you […]

• Last Night Was Great

  a lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming s-x. it can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, i have to go to work and i’ll call you . “wow last night was great, but i have to go to work.” “will […]

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