Petite Lap Giraffe
viral euphemism for p-n-s d-ck main vein johnson w-lly c-ck schl-ng popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the fcc
i’m going to get her to come over and play with my pet-te lap giraffe.
last night she gave my pet-te lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle
yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that pet-te lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a ufia ?
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