petofile
a word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.
i’m r-t-rded, so i think “petofile” is a word.
a large drawer / file cabinet where all the animal adoption records are kept.
after johnnys new dog ran away, the shelter had to look in the pet-o-file for the dogs license number.
adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the florida state university seminole spear
that petofile is going to graduate school next year
why the h-ll is he at a high school prom?
alternate name for the peticure – an electric, rotating file for your animal’s nails. petophile animal lover
he will never live down calling the peticure the petofile. we’ll make sure of it.
a senior who wears gl-sses on the top of his head during school and loves freshmen.
austin snow
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