Petri Douche


petri douche: a place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

a place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
oh h-ll no i’m not going to wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

or: urgh why would you want to go to las vegas, that place is such a petri douche.
a petri douche is that friend you are s-xually involved with who repeatedly has s-xual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
dude, joe is such a petri douche! turns out he’s been f-cking around again and now i have herpes!

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