petrified wood
a b-n-r or erection lasting for many hours
lauren throught it was strange that stephen’s petrified wood wasn’t going away.
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when you have not had s-x in a while and you get an erection that seems to never want to go away. walking around with a constant erection. prominent mostly in teenage boys going through p-b-rty, and married men.
it’s been so long since i got some i’m surprised my p-n-s is not petrified. like the wood, not scared.
man it’s been so long since i got laid that i have petrified wood.
a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. when a chub is too frightened (petrified) to c-m out.
vajona jackson was ready for a hot night of b-n-r-rockin’ but her man’s unit was too scared to go into the dark. therefore, his petrified wood “layed” low, unable to rise and shine.
when a old man takes too much v–gr- and his b-n-r gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
hugh hefner had taken too many b-n-r pills and had to have surgery because of petrified wood.
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