Petshopping


when someone inserts a tube into their -ss and lets hamsters or other small rodents crawl up inside to experience some kind of pleasure (?) in a small furry kind of way.
a: my -ss is sore
b: why’s that?
a: because i did a spot of petshopping last night

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