petter
a petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, s-xy, extremely talented person. everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it’s said a petter always got a huge p-n-s.
hot girl 1: omg there is petter!!
hot girl 2: omfg i want him in my pants!
aussie slang for petrol.
aboriginal one: oi brudda, ya comin down to the waterin’ hole for a sniff o’ petters?
aboriginal two: nah brudda, i juss drunk a pint o’ paint.
someone of the female gender who enjoys caressing the p-n-s.
hey guys, look its the petter! boy does she love petting.
going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.
-where´s john?
-oh, he´s gone doing a petter.
-g-dd-mnit!
to annoy or h-ssle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word “so”, and an eyebrow raise.
i will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.
someone who pets there hair in a forward direction to the left with there right hand, causing a combover / emo effect with there hair, the hair will over time become stuck like this. a petter will also pet non-stop without even knowing it and continue to pet even after being yelled at several times. petters will also barge into your house at ridiculous times of the day and proceed to open your fridge and take whatever he or she pleases, without even considering your opinon or thoughts. petters will anger everyone around them and cause great arguements with friends and family, destroying all hopes and dreams. petters will end up with dead-end jobs and get nowhere in life
1) “god d-mnit lloyd stop touching your f-cking hair, ya petter!”
2) “f-ckin get out of my fridge petter”
3) “petter, have that paper on my desk by 7:00 tonight or your -ss is fired!!”
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