Petting the Dog
gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, m-st-rb-t- at the time and still desire an erection
“i was with d-ck and he just started petting the dog.”
“i wish samantha would pet my dog, i’ve got a great dane.”
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