Peugeot ‘ a side order of frogs legs’ 306 TDI
a total bag of bolloxs. owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the mpg.
usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit sh-te alloys and other bolloxs to ‘enhance’the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a ‘sporty’ & family ‘car’.
be-jesus, look at that f425oou with the w-nk alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm………….
wonder if the pile of t-rd has 100 horses under the hood? whoops, of course it does it a tdi after all.
well there’s a glid the diesel in everyone i guess ??!
hey gorgeous i’ll be 56secs late tonight. i’m really sorry.
please don’t make me eat any pringles. they are so un-organic i’ll keel over and my arm will drop off.
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