pewton
1) unit of measurement to describe stink – one pewton is equivalent to a raised eyebrow. 1 million pewtons generates a nasty taste in your mouth and 1 billion pewtons causes your eyes to water.
cat p–p has 8 billion pewtons compared to dog p–p’s 3 million pewtons.
man! you must have eaten wings by the boatload last night! your pewtons are off the charts!
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