pexting
1. to text someone pictures of your pets.
2. to respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet
3. to use pictures of your pets in text flirting
1. “i was pexting him photos of noodle dressed up in his bow tie.”
2. “she was upset so i pexted her pictures of blue, my dog, to
lighten the mood”
texting while p–ping
girl: we’ve only been dating 2 months, i don’t think we’re on the level of openly pexting yet
guy: d-mn. bj?
when a male sends a picture of his p-n-s to another person.
girl 1: “hey, what you looking at?”
girl 2: “oh my god! jose is pexting me!”
girl 1: “how’s he looking?”
girl 2: “not great…”
jose: “aycarumba!”
to text while p–ping. as girls don’t p–p they are unable to pext.
mark “when did you find out about the party?”
joe “i was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me.”
(v) the act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.
(n) a text including an image of a male’s genetalia. it is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don’t realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.
1. nate won’t stop pexting me at 2am when he’s drunk!
2. i’ve been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.
texting with pictures.
the act of texting somebody “hi” with a picture of you waving would be called pexting.
to consume pink pills and send text messages, typically clonazepam or derivative of opiates.
awww shiiit… that crazy–ss stalker is pexting me again!!!
the art of peeking on another persons text message.
levi punched the sh-t out of clayton for pexting.
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