pfeiffer
v. to turn any phrase into an abbreviation or acronym and use it as if everyone knows what you are talking about
“icgtsovomfwtfg.”
“tommy, stop pfeiffering. g-d.”
a really hot guy/girl, such as mich-lle pfeiffer
dude look, its a pfeiffer! you should go talk to her!
term used to describe a senior with whom you have no relations, other than knowing their name.
“hey pfeiffer! buddy, what is up fool?”
a person who normally takes part in doing something stupid, weird, and sometimes funny like eating a bug.
a pfeiffer can also say completley random and uncalled for comments or insults like asking a gir, “remember when you got your d-ck stuck in a rabbit hole?”
can be shorted into ‘feif’ (pr-nounced ‘pfeiffer’ minus the ‘er’)
“i know you hate john, but ignore him, he’s a pfeiffer.”
when a female has endless squirting diarrhea into a beer bong leading into ones mouth, followed by excessive vomiting.
yo tim dawg, some chick just pfeiffered me, and now my mouth is full of crusty brown stains
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