pffft


the sound emitted when farting
the sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.
man, 50 bucks is alot dude. totally alot.

pffft!
exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)

1. expressing astonishment or admiration
2. expressing agreement
3. expressing skepticism
4. expressing affirmation
5. expressing uncertainty
6. expressing joy
7. requesting or attempting to garner a response.
-endless possibilities-
examples:

1 – ‘”mozzarella sticks on howard?!” “pffft!” he cried enthusiastically.
2 – person 1: ‘is that shrimp po boy any good?’ person 2: ‘pffft!’
3 – person 1: ‘i met the best, most respectable girl ever! she’s totally a keeper.’ person 2: ‘pffft.’
4 – q: ‘are we you going out tonight?’ a: ‘pffft!’
5 – q: ‘are they open past 3:00am?’ a: ‘pffft.’
6 – ‘pfffffffffft!’
7 – ‘what’s the plan for tonight? pffft!?’
when somone says something really, really stupid and useless, a sound made to wind people up.
the winner of all arguments.
avril lavigne… pffft!
disbelief. doubt.
i bet i could throw this football over those mountains!

pffft! you’d be lucky to get it past the sidewalk!
the sound you make when someone says something that you don’t like, want to forget, or disagree with.
-example-

timmy: “hey man i think i like that new girl sue.”
tommy; “pffft!”
a word used when one is sick of using big words- and needs a quick fix. when he/she does not feel like typing a smart -ss remark. 1.) frustration 2.) whatever 3.) ahh sh-t 5.) dont be a dumb-ss 6.) too flipping funny! 7.) no sh-t! etc….
him: “you can’t handle it.”
her: pffft! (whatever)

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