pflange
many believe ‘fl-ng-‘ is the correct spelling, but it’s simply a misuse of the glorious english language. “fl-ng-” is actually spelt, “pfl-ng-,” with a silent p.
you know it makes sense.
i was the first person to use it too. anybody who denies that is simply a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool! and h-ll you don’t wanna be a misuse of grammar jibing, misspelling fool!!!
oh, and it can mean anything you like.
“stop! remove your pfl-ng- from my face or my mom will shoot!” – the x-rated version of the cl-ssic film.
“mm there gurl u b lookin moighty foine wiv ya pfl-ng- n ya minge in me face.. ooh!”
“lick it good, lick it good.. lick that pfl-ng- just like you should,” – a superior version to the vomit-inducing ‘cl-ssic.’
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