PG-13 Face


someone who looks great in profile but is fugly when looked at from a dead-on/full-frontal angle. much like a pg-13 movie, you want to avoid showing their full-frontal. see also “soft-core face.”
“girl, did you see the marathon of naima’s cycle of antm yesterday?”

“i know, right?! tyra and nigel told her she looked ugly in her first straight-on photoshoot! she looked so much prettier from the side.”

“b-tch still won despite her pg-13 face.”

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