PG Tips


orange pekoe tea.
i’d rather settle for a coffee, than a cup of pg tips. loosely translated, i want something that has more kick than punch.
brilliant british advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.

extremely popular, and talked daily around britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.

company found it was “un-popular”, so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. b-ll-cks.
geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? ill do ye i will!

posh owl. f-ck off you gormless flying rat.

geordie pigeon. righto.

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