phaedra
a majestic creature from foreign lands, often mistaken for satan. created from the mind of stephen king, once this creature turns human, it becomes a short blond fair skinned female, often seen with streaks of pink in its hair. it partakes in a smoking festival of g-ds green gift.
“d-mn phaedra, i don’t control the weather”
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