phaf


i was told phaff is “an old english term for taking an extraordinary amount of unnecessary time to do something, particularly when others are waiting on you.”

but it is actually a derivitive of the acronym for “f-cking around forever”!

see also: phaf or faf and phaffing or faffing
we were all psyched for the fresh pow and ready to go, but now were waiting for jonny’s girlfriend while she phafs. she lost her lipstick or keys or something. now the freshies will be gone!

please stop phaffing tracy… grab your bag, let’s go already! we are soooo late for the airport, hurry up!
phaf: when you can’t decide if someone is phat, or fat. so, it has both the “ph” and the “f” in the one word.
man, that chick if fat, and yet still phat.
she’s fully phaf man.
an acronym for pantyhose and feet – typically used in reference to fetish subjects about pantyhose and/or feet.
man i’d love to see her phaf.

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