Phail Quail
– a phail quail is an ‘animal’ drawn with 3 different colour pens (preferably black, red and blue) in the following way:
it has a large, roughly circular body connected to a thin, but still visible head with an eye and straight mouth. it has two minute feet and 2 wings. (all of the previous is preferably red). it then has a visible kidney (preferably black) with two blood vessels (preferably blue). the animal itself is extremely phail, especially when drawn with ascii on a ground.
– the phrase “phail quail” can be used as an adjective, adverb, noun or verb to mean very fail.
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“that was so phail quail”
“yeah, he did that so phail quail”
“that was such a phail quail”
“ergh! i phail quailed my exams!”
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