phalangeenis
the strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your p-n-s, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.
bob: i was in a fight with todd the other day
jake: did you win?
bob: nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
jake: aww man, what a b-mmer!
bob: nah, that came later
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