Phalladvocate
a close friend who provides s-xual advice or acts as a liaison in your p-n-s’s best interest.
wingman
mac, speaking as your phalladvocate, i strongly advise you to refrain from going home with the stripper. those red b-mps on her lips are not from “shaving”… trust me buddy, it would be in your best interest.
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