Phallicious
a portmanteau of phallic and delicious;
1. describing a situation of penile ubiquity.
2. describing a male of exemplary s-xual prowess.
oliver: “hey gregory! yesterday i went to that one phallicious internet sesspool of live-streaming voyeurism and nearly swallowed my own tongue!”
gregory: “oliver! i thought i told you to stop using my grandmother’s computer to explore your s-xuality on chatroulette.”
oliver: “duly noted.”
gregory: “guffaw!”
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