phallumegaly
bigness of the p-n-s disorder. from barney stinson in how i met your mother season 5 episode 8.
at an early age lorenzo von matterhorn was diagnosed with phallumegaly
bigness of p-n-s
lorenzo von matterhon was diagnosed with phallumegaly at a young age. he grew up without learning how to ride bike, without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small) without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. and it looks as though he’ll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
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