phallusmonger
an expert on the subject of p-n-ses, dongs, woodies, w-ll–s, doodles, d-cks, erections, johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other -ssorted phallic objects. also c-cks.
a phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. see urologist, or gay pimp.
w-lly gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
“doctor, i saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and i think she wasn’t clean… i think i might have a problem with my-”
“i’m afraid i’m not qualified to help you in that department.” said doc johnson. “here’s a referral to see the phallusmonger.”
he handed john a slip referring him to one “woodie u. wan” in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. w-lly cringed. “is this some kind of joke? couldn’t you just, y’know, give me some pills or something?”
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