Phallustine
phall-stine:
a philistine, man or woman, whose life is guided by their nether regions. an uncultured person who has no knowledge of the world outside of empty s-xual encounters. most often found lurking in expensive nightclubs.
1) andy: so, what did you think of the orchestra?
ben: i wasn’t paying attention. i just went to check out that hot cellist.
andy: jeez dude, you’re such a phall-stine!
2) susan: i hate fashion tv because it’s filled with phall-stines.
small spiked protrusions from your p-n-s
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