phanic
the sense of panic created by the suspected loss of one’s phone, prompting the frisking of one’s own body in a frantic attempt to locate said phone. particularly common amongst men wearing cargo shorts with too many pockets.
“dude, i was out last night having a great time until i had this m-ssive phanic attack. i checked all eleven of my shorts pockets, until i realised it was on the table in front of me!”
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